hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
poopflow: PSA: different achievements mean different things to people so something you might think is menial might be monumental to someone else so dont bring someone down for being proud of their achievements (✿◠‿◠)
bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
egberts: where can i buy that for free
… the socialization of boys regarding masculinity is often at the expense of...– Don McPherson, former NFL quarterback, feminist and educator (via albinwonderland)
I want the fic to be written but I don't want to write the fic: a book probably eventually not written by me
norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
cosmo tip #646
expertcosmotips: instead of fucking your man, fuck the patriarchy.
imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist, but I just don’t see why men bother coming out of the house without doing their makeup. Who the hell wants to see their ugly faces without makeup anyway? It’s meant to HIDE YOUR FLAWS. No woman wants to see any man looking scruffy and disheveled. Men, put your fucking makeup on.
angrybrownbaby: White people online only end up making me wary of white people offline because they show their true colors online versus the tight lipped politeness offline. So it makes me wonder if the white people I know are secretly like these people on the Internet.
bubble-gum-and-bullshit: *watches The Mummy* *becomes expert on ancient Egypt*
My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of...– Maya Angelou (via finedineonmyvegangenitalia)
part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.
grimyboy: Beyonce wearing a pair of red new balances. She opens her mouth to speak. “Who run the world” her voice shakes the world around you. Windows break. The sky turns black and cracks with red thunder. You fall to your knees and a piercing whistle penetrates your mind. Your eyes begin bleeding. The earth shakes harder your house collapses and beyonce is just standing there. Smiling. She...